He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
love makes seman taste better
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The ass gains better be worth it
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