not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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