yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize