No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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