Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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