I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???