STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets