I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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