She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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