relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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