I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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