Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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