i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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