we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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