and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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