just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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