She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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