My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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