just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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