Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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