Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize