Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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