can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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