Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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