And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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