omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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