i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my being single is dangerous.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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