Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I forgot how hot balto sounded
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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