Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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