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So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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