Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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