I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Send help, water and tortillas.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
