Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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