She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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