Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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