She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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