I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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