I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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