i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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