I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
is it fun? or sober?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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