he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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