I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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