it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
