If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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