So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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