; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we have officially lost it.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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