the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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