you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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