you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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