hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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