Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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