I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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