know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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