We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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