And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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