he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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