Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
